Because sometimes, you really really need everyone’s attention to be somewhere else. Here are five ways to create a diversion in Dungeons & Dragons.
In Dungeons & Dragons, player characters have a way of being the center of attention. Most of the time, this is a good thing, as the game should focus on their thrilling tales of high adventure. But, sometimes, for whatever reason, your character might not want all of the attention. Maybe you don’t want everyone in town to know that you’re re-animating corpses from the local graveyard, or are making off with the king’s taxes.
Whatever the reason, here are five ways to cause a diversion.
Illusions
There’s a time and a place for illusion magic, and that time is usually the split second after you’ve been caught, and the place is, wherever you happen to be. Whether you use a spell like silent image or disguise self, you can pretty much create any kind of distraction you need.
Deception
This is basically the same principle as illusion, but instead of creating a magical lie that people will believe, you’re just creating a physical lie. With a high enough deception check, you might be able to bluff your way into having a diversion, but be warned, shouting things like “look, over there, a distraction!” are likely going to incur disadvantage.
Hirelings
Never underestimate the value of a gold piece well spent. Hirelings can do all sorts of things for you, and with enough gold pieces, they won’t even ask any questions. Sure, you have to anticipate needing a diversion–but how much is it worth it to you to have someone waiting on retainer to run through the streets of town naked and screaming, or to drive their cart full of logs across a busy street when you need it?
Summon Spells
Sometimes, you have to call in an extraplanar friend/fiend in order to get everyone’s attention off of you. After all, who can pay attention to you when there are angels/devils/nature spirits/elementals running loose for no reason at all!
Order Pizza
Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play. And the best way to cause a diversion is to not play by taking a break to get some fresh pizza in real life. Sure, it’s a little meta-gamey, but it’s also delicious.
Happy Adventuring!
Source: Bell of Lost Souls
